Greetings, I am your field captain this year and I have been deemed unsuitable for a normal name and therefore I am simply referred to as “Level One” to reflect my archery coaching capabilities.
I have been shooting since I was a small triangle with an aspiration to work my way up the ranks and earn my edges until I became a fully formed circle. I left my home to enter this new world and study Mathematics at Warwick which allowed me to achieve the status of a square. As a military triangle I chose my path as an archer, but since leaving the ranks of triangles I only do it for sport. I have been unable to obtain this “third dimension” that everyone keeps talking about, so I might be difficult to see when standing on the shooting line sometimes, but you will still be able to hear my whistle.
My main responsibility is ensuring the safety of everyone on the range, which I am very qualified to do due to many years experience avoiding dangerous lines and acute triangles. If at any time you hear a loud snapping sound, then I suggest you alert the closest exec member that the club requires a new field captain.